Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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