WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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