Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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