Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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