I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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