hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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