big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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