So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You need Xanax blowdarts
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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