There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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