You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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