Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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