She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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