There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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