butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That's intense
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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