It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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