yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I need to align my fucking chakras
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
