ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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