So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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