twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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