I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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