I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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