i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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