Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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