What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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