they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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