You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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