and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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