you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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