I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
