is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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