I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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