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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough

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(714): View more from California

I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?

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(903): View more from Texas

Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.

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(954): View more from Florida

I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.

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(619): View more from California

She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me

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