I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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