if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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