I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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