9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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