question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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