therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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