so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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