you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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