Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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