I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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