I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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