Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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