Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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