I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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