margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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