Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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