He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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