So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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