How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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