When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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