apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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