How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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